The Cocktail Club Shoreditch is going beyond the bare minimum for dry January, with a brand new menu of high & dry mocktails and all the best low and no’s to make sure the only thing that’s blue this January is a Bullfrog…
Get high and stay dry with our mood enhancing mocktails.
Ask for 'em high and we'll mix them up with our brand new legal-high spirits made with science to give you the buzz without some of the less desirable effects of traditional booze. Plus they're all lower calorie so no need to shift your cheat day - wahoo!
Show Me The MocktailsMIND BENDING MOCKTAILS
Have a swipe and explore our 10 exclusive mood enhancing mocktails below and book a table to try for yourself this January...
PORNSTAR PUFF
Suck those cheeks in and prepare for a low-cal puff off passionfruit in this skinny Pornstar. Hibiscus, passionfruit, apple and stevia mixed with your choice of spirit...
Have It High & Dry
with Smiling Wolf Zero Alcohol Mood Enhancing Vodka
Go Low
with a single shot of Absolut Mango Vodka
SKINNY 'SPRESSO
Skinny latte by day, skinny espresso by night. Our classic Espresso Martini is slimmed down with stevia, and mixed with coffee and your choice of spirit...
Have It High & Dry
with Smiling Wolf Zero Alcohol Mood Enhancing Rum
Go Low
with a single shot of Absolut Blue Vodka
PINEAPPLE EXPRESS
"If you like Pina Coladas" you'll like this, it's a Pina Colada. London Essence Roasted Pineapple Soda, supasawa and coconut are mixed with your choice of spirit...
Have It High & Dry
with Smiling Wolf Zero Alcohol Mood Enhancing Rum
Go Low
with a single shot of Havana Club 3 Year Anejo Rum
TOMMY'S FIT
January is all about fitness and we're all about fitting this delicious margarita in our mouths. Lime, stevia and a touch of picante syrup are mixed with your choice of spirit and topped with SEASN Light Bitters.
Have It High & Dry
with Smiling Wolf Zero Alcohol Mood Enhancing Tequila
Go Low
with a single shot of Olmeca Altos Plata Tequila
MAI BANANA TAI
This mai tai is banana's - B.A.N.A.N.A.S. Crossip Blazing Pineapple, stevia and banana puree are mixed with Britvic Soda Water and your choice of spirit then topped with SEASN Dark Bitters.
Have It High & Dry
with Smiling Wolf Zero Alcohol Mood Enhancing Rum
Go Low
with a single shot of Havana Club Cuban Spiced Rum
MR WHITE'S BULLFROG
Call me Jeremiah cos I want to be this bullfrog - beautiful, blue and big on flavour. Stevia, lemon and sugar free Red Bull are mixed with your choice of spirit for a mocktail to remember.
Have It High & Dry
with Smiling Wolf Zero Alcohol Mood Enhancing Vodka
Go Low
with a single shot of Absolut Blue Vodka
L.S.D LIQUID STRAWBERRY DELIGHT
Free your mind and taste the rainbow, well at least one ray. Supasawa, Paragon Vetiver cordial, Strawberry and Britvic soda water mixed with peony blush sparkling tea make for a refreshing liquid spirtz that makes Summer feel round the corner.
Have It High & Dry
with Smiling Wolf Zero Alcohol Mood Enhancing Aperitivo
Go Low
with a single shot of Aperol
WOODSTOCK
Pop your shoes off and go for a quick frolic in your nearest field and unleash your inner child with this extra-berry mind-bending mocktail. Crossip Rich Berries, lemon, London Essence Rose & Raspberry soda and stevia are mixed with your choice of spirit...
Have It High & Dry
with Smiling Wolf Zero Alcohol Mood Enhancing Gin
Go Low
with a single shot of Beefeater Pink Gin
THE DRUG MULE
Tired of flavourless vodka soda limes? Smuggle this low calorie vodka mocktail in to the orifice of your choice (we're joking please drink it normally). Lime, stevia and London Essence Ginger Beer are mixed with your choice of spirit then topped with SEASN Light Bitters.
Have It High & Dry
with Smiling Wolf Zero Alcohol Mood Enhancing Vodka
Go Low
with a single shot of Absolut Blue Vodka
SPACE MELANGE
Get low and spicy with our tajin rimmed Pa-low-ma, a drink fit for the deserts of dune. Lime, London Essence Pink Grapefruit Soda and stevia are mixed with your choice of spirit...
Have It High & Dry
with Smiling Wolf Zero Alcohol Mood Enhancing Tequila & Aperitiv
Go Low
with a single shot of Olmeca Altos Plata Tequila
Our "High" January drinks are available from 6th January in our Shoreditch bar.
DM the group chat and get that table booked, these mocktails have your name written all over them...
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